IT’S OFFICIAL!! The next movie by The Lab of Madness will be…

April 1st, 2008

…MAD DASH.

Now, this is something that has been in the works since around the time MURDER PARTY screened at the South by Southwest Film Festival in 2007. As we are learning (and trust me, it goes totally against every grain of my being) the name of the game is “You cannot speak to anyone about this until the ink is dry on the contracts.” My own mother didn’t even know this was going to happen (well….to be honest, she knows now because I called her last night) and although, technically speaking, the aforementioned ink has not yet been applied to the aforementioned contracts, I have been given permission by the powers that be to announce that The Lab of Madness, as a filmmaking collective, has effectively reached a deal to write, produce, and direct the feature film MAD DASH for Sarnsley Media.

The direct-to-DVD production will be a modern reboot of the 80s horror classic LINK. The pitch is as follows:

“When two inner-city step dancing siblings fall into trouble with the law, they are sent to stay with their estranged uncle at his spooky countryside mansion. There, they meet Dash, their uncle’s hyper-intelligent orangutan servant and at first all is well as they show him their moves and enjoy their first taste of nature. But when a series of mysertious and deadly accidents occurs, the siblings begin to suspect that Dash is up to something far more sinister than the backspin and must convince their uncle to help them stop Dash before more people are hurt.”

The budget will be mid-six figures and casting will begin out of NY and LA in May. Shooting will commence in July in Asheville, North Carolina. Matt Parker of The Group Entertainment (who brokered the deal with Sarnsley Media) will executive produce. Chris Sharp of The Lab of Madness will produce. Paul Goldblatt of The Lab of Madness will be designing all of the Dash effects, which will be a combination of man-in-suit, puppetry, and modern digital effects. Jeremy Saulnier will direct from a script collectively written by The Lab of Madness.

Folks, as much as I love me some MURDER PARTY, I can’t tell you how goddamn good it feels to be moving on to something bigger and better. Life is all about forward motion, y’know? Thank you so much to everyone who has supported us with out first movie for without you, we wouldn’t be here about to embark on our second.

Special thanks to Mike Jeffway at Sarnsley and everyone at The Group Entertainment who believed in us and what we could do with a valuable property like LINK, that is to say make it a fresh and relevant orangutan horror-thriller for a 21st century audience.

More updates to come as we get closer to production and keep your eyes peeled for MAD DASH in 2009!

(Ooops! “Keep your eyes PEELED”…did I just give away one of Dash’s kills? Hmmm….maybe I did….)

april fool’s. we love you all.

Gary Gygax, R.I.P., (and other items of note)

March 4th, 2008

He’s gone to the Bag of Holding in our hearts. Gary Gygax passed away today and for those of us who grew up (or didn’t) with Dungeons & Dragons it’s a sad milestone. I don’t think anyone’s going to do a spit take to learn that the kids over at the Lab of Madness come from a proud nerd heritage and we always thought of Mr. Gygax as something of a Grandmaster of Imagination. It would be hard to overestimate D&D’s influence on our formative years and even as a thirtysomething company man striving for something like respectability, I’d rather roll some dice and unironically speak like a wizard with my friends than go slickin’ around a club any night of the week.

Thank you, Mr. Gygax. “Cast a fireball.”

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080304/ap_en_ot/obit_gygax

Hey: you guys like your rock n’ roll fast and sharp and dirty, dontcha? So why not come on out and see Ain’t Rights play the Rock Star Bar in Brooklyn this Saturday. $5 cover, doors at 8, and Ain’t Rights (featuring Murder Party’s William Lacey) lead a lineup of the Big Apple’s meanest rock and hard core acts. Keep a firm grip on your short hairs, else they shalt be blown right off.

 http://www.aintrights.com/

It occurred to me that we haven’t had a good old fashioned User Review Donnybrook around here in a while, so here are a couple of heavyweight contenders representing either extreme of the Murder Party audience, as seen on IMDb…

In this corner, using periods after every word in his headline so that we know he realllly means what he’s sayin, here’s joebuss131!!!

Worst. Movie. Ever., 24 February 2008
1/10
Author:
joebuss131 from United States

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

I wish we could do negative stars, because I can’t believe anyone gave this over a one.

The “plot” of this movie is that some loser goes to a “murder” party sponsored by some avant garde artists vying for grant money. He is promptly tied up and threatened with death which the artists will take pictures of.

Now, mind you, the NEA does some weird stuff with no artistic value, but this would be even below their standards.

After copious amounts of drugs are consumed, the “artists” start turning on each other, until the victim escapes and is being chased by the last two survivors.

There is nothing to redeem this movie. It isn’t scary, it isn’t funny, and it is unwatchable.

Thank you, joebuss131! Hmm…”not scary” I agree with…”not funny” is a matter of taste, I suppose…but “unwatchable” means there’s probably something wrong with your DVD player, cause my copy works just fine. (Try a lens cleaner, Blockbuster has them for cheap.)

Annnnnd in this corner, hailing from the UK: he’s already done the First Step, only eleven more to go….here’s beerismyfriend!!!

Astonishingly Witty little Black Comedy that reveals talent & intelligence, 22 February 2008
10/10
Author:
beerismyfriend from United Kingdom

Having just read a review that describes this as a “Jerseyites view of the NY art scene”, that is both astonishingly patronising (the whole point of the movie,idiot!)and unbelievably “jejeune” (wink), I have to say how much I love this film.

“Indie” cinema has been relegated to either a kickstart for the career of a middling celebrity, or a vacuum for self referentialism or schlock.”Murder Party” is neither: it is witty,genuinely left field, and kind of touching. It is black-as-black comedy rarely performed well nowadays.

A hapless,lonely but genuinely nice,traffic warden on Halloween gets captured by a group of desparado wannabe celeb artists, after responding to a “murder party” advert. They desperately want to impress a local art impresario,Alexander, by performing a murder on camera as art. I will not ruin this for you but I will tempt: the rest involves sex,drugs, a dog called hellhammer “who is part dingo”, unrequited love, a Belarussian drug dealer, a fry cook, sodium pentathol and “truth and dare”, and of all things, vinegar. Not tempting enough?;a brilliant reference to “The Warriors” and a Horror mask that becomes reality…note “electric chainsaw”.It stabs pretension and Genre expectation with equal abandon. Closest thing to John Waters I’ve seen for years.

This really needs to be seen. Well acted and incredibly well made. Oh yeah, its also incredibly funny. Low budget with few locations or tricks, and shot on DV so most DVD companies passed, and it was released in the UK by a company famous for SOV tackathons. Not fair, it’s brilliant and better than anything Kevin Smith has done for a decade. If You see it on the shelf, Make it a cult.

DING! DING! DING!

Thank you, beerismyfriend! Outstanding!

But which of these two mighty opinion holders comes away the victor today? Well, since all this shit is subjective anyway…I guess they both do! Yay!

(But, for what it’s worth, I’d much rather hang out with beerismyfriend. No question.)

Hey check this out and tell me it’s not eerily accurate…I think I’m #67.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Thanks to JJ in Jamica for that! (She’s #75.)

And have you guys seen Darkon yet? Holy shit that’s the best documentary I’ve seen in a while…although Chris and Jeremy swear King of Kong is the doc to beat…but I haven’t seen that one yet and they haven’t seen Darkon yet so we all have just agreed to hate each other in the meantime.

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Darkon/70079690?trkid=222336&lnkctr=srchrd-sr&strkid=533536717_0_0

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/The_King_of_Kong/70068647?trkid=222336&lnkctr=srchrd-sr&strkid=294916500_0_0

Check ‘em out and decide for yourselves!

Welp…that’s it for today, friends. It’s rainy and grey in New York and I’m gonna go home and roll a saving throw versus melancholy. I’ve got a plus one on that but still….gonna have to roll high.

xoxo

Thanks to you guys…we won THE SPOOKY!!!

February 26th, 2008

HOT DOG!!

As announced on last night’s 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards, Murder Party has won The Spooky in the category of Best Low/No Budget Horror Film!

As presented by DeadLantern.Com, the Splatcademy Awards honor the year’s best in genre cinema: horror, fantasy, sci fi, pretty much anything that’s pure awesome rock n’ roll. The Spooky (imagine an Oscar built from sheer bloodlust and unchecked testosterone instead of 24 carat gold) was awarded to Murder Party based on the votes cast by YOU, our friends, so we share this rarified honor with you. (Figuratively speaking, I mean…the actual Spooky itself stays at Jeremy’s house.)

Congratulations to our fellow nominees, who like us surely invested untold buckets of sweat and tears and personal savings into their own small movies and they all deserve to be seen. So next time you’re at the video store or sniffing around Netflix, instead of grabbing some high profile turkey with a bazillion copies in circulation, check out one of these highly worthy flicks instead:  Call of Cthulu, Holler Creek Canyon, Flight of the Living Dead, or The Girl Next Door (but NOT the porno one starring Into the Wild and Daughter of 24).

Special thanks to Mat and his crew over at Dead Lantern for putting on the show and nominating our little movie. They run a great site for folks who like their blood spilled and their boobs uncovered, check ‘em out:

http://www.deadlantern.com/

And here’s the 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards ‘Splattercast’…download it for free and listen to Jeremy’s totally-not-pre-recorded-spur-of-the-moment-holy-shit-is-he-surprised acceptance speech.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?i=23308066&id=160094105

In twenty years, when the Splacademy is this bloated over-commercialized world-wide corporate embarrassement, don’t you want to be able to say you were there when it all started, that you heard the VERY FIRST ONE, when it all still meant something? Of course you do.

Thanks again to the Splatcademy and to all who voted: we are deeply, deeply grateful.

By way of celebration, please enjoy this awesome video sent to us by our friends over at Rock Immortals, an original composition entitled Ride of the Brown Knight, “a tribute to the hero of Murder Party”….how amazing is THAT?!!

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=28548285

We love you, Rock Immortals!

And while we’re in heavy back-slapping mode, congratulations to East Hundred, our favorite Philadelphia band, who won the Philly Sound Clash Battle of the Bands last week, which is pretty huge in terms of prize $$$ and radio play. Those guys work hard and they deserve it, so here’s an affectionate slap on the fanny for each of them.

Have a great week, all y’all, and lotsa love!!

The Lab of Madness gasbags are interviewed by KillerFilm.Com!!

February 8th, 2008

Murder Party’s Lab of Madness

Written 14 hours, 30 minutes ago by Donny Broussard

I got the chance to pick the brains of the crew behind the kick ass horror romp, “Murder Party,” and below are the fruits of my labor.

Jeremy Saulnier: Director / Writer / D.P.
Chris Sharp: “Chris aka The Brown Knight” / Producer
Macon Blair: “Macon aka The Wolfmelt” / Exec. Producer

Tell me how “Murder Party” came to be. Who came up with the idea and how did you gather up such a talented group of people?

JEREMY: The concept of having a murder party had been floating around our group of friends for years. Our buddy, Nick Marston, envisioned such a party as a black tie affair in which a guest of honor would be blindfolded and murdered as each of the ‘hosts’ lined up to take a stab.

I took this idea and ran with it, originally wanting to do a Halloween-themed short film with a quick and bloody conclusion wherein the guest would turn the tables on his murderous hosts.

I suggested expanding this concept into a feature film while Macon Blair, Chris Sharp and I were workshopping the sixth draft of another script that was trapped in development Hell. We were demoralized by the process and needed something new. MURDER PARTY was the answer.

We decided to greenlight it right then and there. I wrote the screenplay to accommodate our available talent and resources. It was a very collaborative process throughout, and was the perfect opportunity to introduce The Lab of Madness to audiences and the industry on our own terms.

Personally, MURDER PARTY was a desperate attempt to shoot a feature film before I turned thirty. It was an arbitrary deadline to put up or shut up. And it worked!

If you had to describe “Murder Party” to a group of people that have never heard of it, how would you describe it?

JEREMY: “It’s THE BREAKFAST CLUB- with chainsaws and hard drugs.”

CHRIS: One of the top five Halloween-horror-comedy-art-satire-indie-gore-fest-with-a-heart flicks ever made.

MACON: Or at the very least in the top twenty of that particular well-traveled genre.

The flick won the Audience Award at the Slamdance film festival, tell me about that experience, and why do you think it plays so well for audiences?

JEREMY: MURDER PARTY plays well with festival audiences because it serves as counter programming. It’s blood-drenched sleaze that aims to please! People rejoice when they are granted an 80-minute reprieve from standard ‘high art’ festival fare. Sure, our film’s got a bunch of white people talking in a room, but at least we had the decency to kill everybody off before it’s over.

CHRIS: Slamdance has been repeatedly very good to us as filmmakers (we had a short film there in 2004, Crabwalk, and it won the Jury Prize) and it offered the perfect venue to premiere the movie. This is a perfect Midnight movie and had subsequently been screened at the witching hour more often then not because of it. Get drunk, grab some friends, go see Murder Party and you’ll still be in bed by 2am. You can’t beat that.

MACON: And going to Slamdance is cool because it’s like the punk rock festival with real indie cred. Sure, we’d love to get a movie into Sundance- who wouldn’t?- but since we can’t, we really embrace the whole anti-establishment vibe: “You ain’t indie, Bobby Redford! You ain’t street!” You know, we actually passed him on the street one day and this twat in his entourage literally shoved our buddy Phil out of the way like she was on Secret Service detail or something. “You ain’t street, Bobby Red! Fatcat! Rich boy!” See? It’s fun.

I think that the media climate has changed a lot in the last few years, making it easier for filmmakers to market themselves without the help of studios. Has this shift towards a more digital culture, where in some circles a blogger can hold more weight than a seasoned critic effected the way “Murder Party” was marketed?

JEREMY: MURDER PARTY had the benefit of a successful yearlong festival run. That’s the root of its marketing campaign- word of mouth from film fans and festival goers. Horror fans are especially die-hard so we benefited from a large pre-existing network of genre loyalists that were more than happy to spread the word.

Magnolia/ Magnet reached out to the mainstream press for the DVD release and Macon has been doing an ongoing web based marketing campaign through our Myspace page. We’ve lucked out so far with a majority of positive reviews, but there are some hard-core cyber bullying naysayers that post ruthless, personal attacks at us for making the film. I need to get over that shit, but at times I really want to track them down and fight them.

MACON: Fight them? I wanna choke them. Not because they don’t like the movie- that’s fine with me- it’s how deliberately nasty they are about it. I wish I was more like the dudes from “Blood Car” who just have a laugh about mean-spirited shit like that. But for some reason I feel compelled to post responses where I take the critic to task for their poor grammar and factual inaccuracies, as if we were dealing with a Congressional legal brief or something, nevermind the fact that it’s probably just some booger-eating teenager in his mother’s basement with a chip on his shoulder. (sigh) I think I need to go to church or something.

The film took me back to flicks I loved in the 80s’ but it also played like it would work equally as well as a stage-play. Was this intentional or am I the only one that brought this up?

JEREMY: Yup, people talking in a room. You’re not the first to bring it up. I think it would translate quite well onto the stage, but it wasn’t really our intent. MURDER PARTY was designed to be an inexpensive production and thus we followed the ‘indie film’ guidelines for the bulk of the film. Character driven, heavy dialogue, minimal locations, etc… But we figured we owed it to the audience to throw out those guidelines for the finale, and so we introduced heavy makeup FX, fire, animals and night exterior rooftop chase sequences into the mix.

CHRIS: In fact, MURDER PARTY will be on Broadway in 2011, starring the original cast. Bigger than Cats, more stirring than Les Miserables, more laughs than Miss Saigon!

MACON: And in my case, fatter than Hairspray!

What was it like working in an environment where your actors also served as your crew, where one minute someone is acting and the next they are working on make-up or another important job? Was it hard to find a balance when it came to this aspect of the process?

JEREMY: Working with a trusted group of friends provided a comfort zone within which we could experiment creatively and enjoy the process of fumbling through our first feature production. But we definitely spread ourselves too thin and the quality suffered a bit. Luckily we had some expert crew members that more than made up for deficiencies above the line.

During the writing process, I had plenty of help from Macon Blair, Chris Sharp, and others but on set I served as both director and cinematographer and at times it proved too much. I never sat down during the course of a shooting day- I was camera blocking or lighting when I should have been storyboarding or rehearsing with the talent. I left a lot of people hanging, but like we always said on set, “fuck it, it’s MURDER PARTY!”

CHRIS: Yes. Corners were cut, some scenes were compromised but in the end it kept us honest and moving and allowed us to make the movie with total autonomy while having a hell of a lot of fun in the process.

MACON: I did additional jobs during pre-production and post-production, but during the actual shoot I was only an actor. So I just sat around having farting contests with Bill and Sandy and complaining about what a doofus Jeremy was being.

I actually went to art school and some of the characters in the film seemed like they walked right out of my classes and onto the screen. Where did the characters come from?

JEREMY: Us. We are a creative collective that’s been working together for twenty years. There’s plenty of love to go around, but we’ve had our differences. It was great fun to lampoon our scene, our insecurities and ourselves on screen.

The film was cast before page one was written, so every character in the film was derived from and developed by the actor playing the role.

The film looks great, even better than a lot of the films being released by Hollywood, so if you don’t mind me asking what as the budget for the flick?

JEREMY: Why thank you very much! It was extremely low budget, but we paid nearly everyone on the crew and signed a SAG Ultra Low Budget Agreement, so it added up quick ($12K for catering?!). Our initial budget (including production, editing, color correction, and sound design) was around $160K. Festival expenses and publicity were tens of thousands of dollars more. We were lucky enough to secure distribution but the cost of delivery (insurance, music & effects sound mixes, special features, legal clearances, pan& scan, etc…) brought the grand total to around $245K.

How do you feel about the film vs. digital argument that seems to be rampart in the industry right now?

CHRIS: Film still looks swell and if we had the money we would have used it. Now digital looks pretty swell too and if we got some money, we’d totally use that too depending on the project.

JEREMY: I’d say at this point it’s no longer an argument- it’s a choice. I’m a purist, my preference is film. I like the mechanical, untethered nature of film cameras and the texture of the traditional photochemical process. But even shows that shoot film are tending to do the majority of their FX work and color correction in the digital realm. Factor in the recent advances in digital technology and kick as digital acquisition cameras like the Viper FilmStream and the Panavision Genesis and it’s hard to deny that things are leaning digital. That being said, I’ll prefer to shoot film as long as they manufacture it- I don’t like cables and hard drives all over my set.

MACON: Wait a sec…didn’t we shoot Murder Party on film?

I guess I have to ask the prerequisite question, who were your biggest influences as a filmmaker?

JEREMY: Lots of the standard film nerd heroes: The Coen Bros, Kubrick, Scorsese, Raimi, Carpenter, etc… These days I’m more into specific films than directors, as greats like Friedkin (THE EXORCIST and THE FRENCH CONNECTION!) have made some stinkers. 2007 has been a great year for film, so my faith in the industry has been fully restored.

MACON: Hell yes. Zodiac, No Country…, and There Will Be Blood, that’s the greatness triangle right there. Thank you, 2007!

CHRIS: Brett Ratner and Uwe Boll all the way!

MACON: Oh, be nice. Photobucket
These guys truly are cool cats, so do yourself and them a favor and pick up a copy of murder party as soon as possible.

http://www.killerfilm.com/interviews/read/Murder_Partys_Lab_of_Madness-16

Thank you so much, Donny! Killer Film has been a big supporter from way back and we sincerely appreciate the kudos you’ve thrown our way. (Compliments, I mean, not the delicious granola-and-chocolate snack bars…although some of those would be nice, too.) And anyone who can describe us as “cool cats” without adding a sarcastic winking emoticon is okay by me. High five, brother.

MURDER PARTY nominated for the 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards!! VOTE NOW!!

February 4th, 2008

Woooo-HOO!! Now this is a Monday morning I can really get down with. The Redskins won the Super Bowl, Britney’s finally getting the help she needs, and the Rush Hour dude isn’t gonna direct the remake of The Wolfman, after all! Nothin’ but good news, far as the eye can see.And then, like the maraschino cherry atop a ‘fuck-yeah’ sundae, we learn about this:

http://www.deadlantern.com/splatcademy-awards/

It seems the clever clever bastards over at the primo genre site DeadLantern.Com have seen fit to nominate our funky little movie for one of the 1st Annual Splatcademy Awards!

As the Academy Awards have the Oscar, so the Splatcademy has The Spooky, and folks, we want that goddamn Spooky. And it’s based on a popular vote so we need your help! It’s easy, here’s how:

Simply click on this link and download your easy-to-use Word Document ballot:

http://www.deadlantern.com/splatcademy-awards/

Then check next to Murder Party in the categrory of Best Low/No Budget Horror Film…

And then email it to splattercast@deadlantern.com with ‘My Ballot’ in the subject line and that’s it!

Of course, you should only do this if you do in fact feel, in your honest heart of hearts, that we deserve to win. We will not be accused of ballot stuffing, hucksterism, voter intimidation, tomfoolery or shenanigans of any kind.

You can see all the worthy nominees here:

 http://www.deadlantern.com/splatcademy-awards/

And while you’re at it, why not cast your vote in all the other fun categories like as Best Villain? Exercise your God-given democratic right! (And you’d better pick Anton from ‘No Country For Old Men’ or I’ll getcha.)

The winners will be announced on February 25th and we will letcha know the results for good or for ill.

Here’s a huge and hearty ‘thaaaank yoooou! to everyone at Dead Lantern for including us in what will surely be the horror event of the year. We feel truly honored and humbled. You guys rule.

And here are some quickies:

- Last Friday’s Ain’t Rights show at Rocky’s in Brooklyn was a complete blast: pure distilled rock n’ roll, folks. Better hurry and book ‘em now for your wedding, graduation party, bris, cage match or whatever because they’re gonna blow up soon.

- Lots of love and belly rubs to Claire and Mat, our friends in Virginia who are about to increase the world population by one (and the world cuteness index by a million) any minute now!

- Congratulations to East Hundred,  our favorite band from Philly, who won enough votes out of dozens of acts to be able to appear in the big-deal Philebrity Battle of the Bands….more details on that soon.

- And here’s this, because it’s an election year and you gotta be informed on the issues:

http://www.legaljuice.com/2008/02/new_rule_no_farting_in_school_1.html

God bless America.

Some good news, please…?

January 24th, 2008

 

No two ways about it, it’s been a heavy week. Our main man William ‘Baseball Fury‘ Lacey’s been in the hospital with freaky and undiagnosable engine trouble. There’s the sad business with Heath Ledger, which seemed to come out of nowhere. And all this on top of the usual daily sorrows and nerve-wreckers: our soldiers in harm’s way around the globe, this toilet economy, these turkeys in charge, some new staph superbug creeping around, and now someone tells me that the goddamn honey bees are going extinct?!

Well, that’s plenty for me. Today we’re just gonna talk about cheerful and fun and life-affirming stuff here…

Hey, here’s a good one to start with. Click the link below and check out our new best friend Rachel Whitmire from Orlando, Florida…

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=131298914&albumID=0&imageID=17592863

HAH! She even got the child molester glasses right! And the befuddled expression! Rachel rules.

And speaking of ruling, let me hear ya say…..

Stacy Stacy Rock Y’all!

In a movie like Murder Party  that’s just over-fucking-flowing with ugly dudes, it’s crucial to maintain at least some element of hotness to keep things balanced. Of course, Skei’s super hot too but she gets killed off at the very start so for the majority of the flick’s running time, the only eye candy for the audience is Stacy. (Apologies, Randall…we’re just dealing in facts here.) And the best part is that she’s funny as fuck, which leads me to this…

http://medialysis.blogspot.com/2007/12/golden-flix-awards-2007.html

The groovy culture blog Medialysis voted Stacy one of the two Funniest Femmes of 2007! (The other being Amy Poehler, which ain’t too shabby company to be in.) Additionally, these masterminds declared Murder Party to have the Best Ensemble Cast (along with something called Ocean’s Thirteen, I dunno, I think it was on YouTube or something…) So congratulations to Stacy for some well-deserved kudos and thanks to Medialysis for knowing what in the fuck they’re talking about.

And since we’re talking about the multi-talented Ms. Rock– who also has a flourishing career as a singer songwriter (check her out right here:    http://www.myspace.com/stacyrockmusic )– we’re very proud to mention her upcoming appearance at the Gorilla Productions Battle of the Bands, which goes down on January 27th and the legendary Don Hills in NYC.

Go on out and make some noise for Stacy! Here’s the deets on that: http://www.myspace.com/stacyrockmusic  

Oh, and another fun event for all you music lovers is the long-awaited finally-impending debut show of Ain’t Rights, the Brooklyn party rock trio featuring Bill Lacey on gits and the formidable Irene Trullinger doing the pipework. Fast, heavy, wailing: not to be missed. (If any of you have seen our short film Crabwalk, you’ll know Irene for playing the crab shack waitress who so very realistically beat the living shit out of Macon. Expect her live show to be just as merciless.)

That’s the first-ever live performance of Ain’t Rights: Friday, Feb. 1st, at Rocky’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn (351 Kent Av @ S. 5th St., doors at 8pm, $5) If you miss it, you ain’t right.

Annnnd let me point you to the page for East Hundred– the Philly-based band featuring Murder Party composers Brooke and Will Blair– which has some new tracks up including a haunting cover of Radiohead’s ‘Climbing the Walls’. Dig it:   

http://www.myspace.com/easthundred  

And finally, here’s this, just because it makes me feel good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTe7w5XDvmk

See? Better already.

Totally Terriffic Tuesday!

January 15th, 2008

To be honest, I was initially going to call it Tuesday Bluesday. Now, I decided not to because I felt that really went against the new All-Positive theme we’re working on for 2008.  But holy shit, man…the New York City subway. That big rotten sumbitch can really take the wind outta your sails if you’re not careful.

Even on days when I’ve literally leapt out of bed to pirouette through my apartment, singing to the cheerful cartoon animals waiting on my window sill for me to rock them a step routine straight out of How She Move in which I interpretive-dance all the ways in which my day is going to be fantatstic (Here’s me gettin a compliment from my boss- LEAP! Here’s me volunteering after work- SHUFFLE!)….well, even on days like that, days like today, somehow the subway commute just has a way of sucking all that Yes-I-can right the fuck out’ve me. I hate to throw around terms like pathological misanthropy- because then, hey, who’s the real asshole on this train? It’s me!- but if the unfortunate shoe fits, well…

Some thoughts for my co-commuters, may I never annoy them so ferociously as they annoy me:

1. Shoving people out of your way is always rude. But on a crowded twelve-foot wide platform with trains pulling in from both directions, it’s potentially deadly. So cool it, you over-perfumed prune-woman with orange hair at the 42nd Street Q at around 8:55am.

2. Everyone, everywhere: smacking your gum is disgusting. It is a thousand-fold more disgusting to do so in another person’s ear. That’s the stuff of barnyard animals.  You’re not in eighth grade- rolling your eyes and blowing bubbles in stoopid homeroom- you’re an adult on your way to a job that apparently requires you to carry a briefcase. Knock it off.

3. Look, I get it: standing in the doorway is kinda nice because you can lean your back against the door and somehow it’s not so claustrophobic with people pressed in on you, in front and behind. I like to stand in the doorway myself, on occasion. However, you are not allowed to act indignant- sucking your teeth and muttering angry comments- when people then must push by you to board the train, especially if you can’t even be bothered to turn sideways to make a little more room to let them on. You fucking idiot.

(deep breath)

I think I’m losing my mind. I think I need to move to the country. Here’s some news and shit…

ITEM! We got a really sweet write-up from Horror Reviews…check it out!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=156258504&blogID=346834615

ITEM!   Murder Party’s ace makeup magician and  doomed 19th century vampire Paul Goldblatt has been tapped to do effects work for the upcoming thriller As Good As Dead. The flick stars Melissia Leo from Homicide and Brian “Original Hannibal Lecktor” Cox. (Don’t diss the spelling: that’s how they rolled in Manhunter.) Paul was decribing to me some of the kills he’s designing and it sounds totally badass. Not so much like Murder Party’s chainsaw-to-face gonzo aesthetic…more along the lines of Taxi Driver’s icy realism. S’gonna be good!

ITEM! Avengers Classic 8 is on sale this week at your local comic shoppy! In the original Stan Lee adventure we meet Kang the Conqueror for the first time (don’t act like you’re not excited) and in an all new short story written by Murder Party’s Macon Blair and expertly rendered by Nick Dragotta of The Losers, we get a peek into the love life of Avengers sidekick Rick Jones! ‘Nuff said!

ITEM! There Will Be Blood? More like There Will Be Fucking Awesome. The Twin Peaks Gold Box? Up until Epsiode 16, it’s the best television ever. The Zodiac Collector’s Edition? James Ellroy is an enjoyable freak on the commentary, the Arthur Leigh Allen doc is powerfully ambiguous, the digital effects breakdown is astonishing and yeah, after long consideration, I think this one just barely edges out No Country  as my favorite of 2007. (Not speaking for the whole of Murder Party here, just for myself, the Wolfmelt…say, Jeremy and Chris and Paul and Sandy and Skei and Stacy or anyone, for that matter: What was your favorite, just out of curiosity?)

That’s it for now, folks. We’ve got some new theatrical screenings coming up that we’ll announce details for soon and hopefully some news about our next filmic endeavor, as well! Thanks for listening to me rant (I already feel better, out from under that bleak subway-induced funk) and we’ll talk to you later…

Take care and lotsa love.

Happy New Year!!

January 15th, 2008

Hey friends!

Everyone here at Murder Party hopes you all had a great holiday and that your families and loved ones are all well and good and we hope your 2008 is a non-stop whirlwind of luck and goodness….

Two Thousand And Great: Let’s Rock It Positive!!  Yessir, that’s gonna be the new motto around here.

No specific theme today, we’ll just ramble a bit, if that’s alright…

Here’s a swell little notice we got on KillerFilm.com, which called out Murder Party as one of their faves of 2007, along with big league hot dogs like No Country, Knocked Up, and Hot Fuzz

http://www.killerfilm.com/features/read/Best_of_2007-34

Now, you know I love our little movie (Murdie, as I will sometime affectionately call him) but I could never mention him  in the same breath as No Country For Old Men and keep a straight face. If someone else wants to, though…well that’s just fine and it makes me feel all kinds of warm inside. Thanks to Donny Broussard and all the folks at KillerFilm.Com for that!

Hey– have you guys seen Once? How did I miss that one when it was in theaters? Holy shit, is that a great movie or what? I caught it on DVD over the holiday and I finally get what all the buzz was about. So simple, so sincere, so unpretentious and kindhearted. Those fucking Irish and their music…always making me cry and whatnot…jeez…

If you’re a fan of the Law & Order shows (and if you’re not you’re a Communist), keep an eye out for next Tuesday’s Special Victims Unit. Macon from Murder Party makes an appearance as a shifty suspect and both Mariska Hargitay and special guest Erika Christensen give him the hot cop treatment. That’s Tuesday, January 8th at 10pm on NBC: set your Tivo and make sure you have Visine handy because if you blink you will miss him.

If being excited for the new Rambo movie makes me lame, then I don’t ever want to be cool.

I am also going to watch the fucking shit out of Cloverfield. With my face. Twice.

I spent New Year’s Eve in Austin, Texas. Here is a scientific fact: ten Lone Stars and three shots of Maker’s will absolutely turn you into a werewolf, full moon or no full moon. And speaking of Austin, The Texas Sapphires– whose music appeared in Murder Party when Chris was making his deadly pumpkin bread– have a new live CD out and it’s fantastic. The recording quality is a little lo-fi (I already said it was live, sheesh!) but the tunes are so catchy and they play and sing so well, it just doesn’t matter. Nineteen tracks that make you feel great, go on and check ‘em…

http://www.thetexassapphires.com/home.html

My little brothers (who did the score for M.P., as many of you already know) offered to host Christmas at their place in Philadelphia next year. My folks said that was a good idea. The thought of not making it back to Virginia for the holiday– to miss seeing all the old faces and the new babies and flying remote control airplanes at the school field and lurking around in the woods at night and getting Slurpees at the 7-11 and hanging out on Mom’s back porch and all that shit– made me absolutely insane. I’m not exaggerating. You saw what Britney did the other day, right? Yeah, I mean nuts like that. Having an imaginary fight with my Dad on the subway on the way home, muttering to myself and shit, slamming the doors, kicking the walls, email ultimatums like ”You motherfuckers can have Christmas in Philly…WITHOUT!! ME!!”

Can you imagine? A grown-ass man, behaving like that? Damn shame. But then again…we’re all only as God made us, right? Heh heh…oh well.

Here’s my New Year’s Resolutions:

1. Lose twenty pounds.

2. Quit smoking cigarettes.

3. Complete two feature-length screenplays.

I think all that’s reasonable and doable. Feel free to share your resolutions in the comments, if you like, and we can all support each other in our efforts and come 2009, if we’ve failed, we can all clap each other on the back and say “Well, it was a good shot anyway!”

I also want to get a dog at some point. A mutt, I think. These are the names I’ve been thinking about: Batman, Cuss Word, Bar Fight, Yeti, Scatter, Horsey, Sandwich, Second Grader, Kevin, and Bank Robber.

Ehhh…well? I guess that’s it for now. Until next time…high fives all around!

“Violent Knight, Wholly Knight…”

December 20th, 2007

Other holiday-themed blog titles which were under consideration today:

I’m Dreaming of a Fright Christmas, I Saw Mommy Killing Santa Claus, The Twelve Slays of Christmas, Scary Christmas to All and to All a Good Fright!, Ghost of Christmas Slash, A Slay in the Manger…

Ahhh…I love this time of year, don’t you? The decorations, the carols, the good cheer…groping strangers under the mistletoe, ulcer-inducing egg nog hangovers, lying to your parents about how well your career’s going…yeahhhp, the Holiday Season pretty much makes up for the rest of the year being so breathtakingly depressing.

And how do we celebrate this special time, kids? That’s right…with presents! So don’t forget to grab your copy (hell, make it copies) of MURDER PARTY, now avilable from Magnolia Home Video/Magnet Releasing, before it’s too late– because this sucker will absolutely sell out! Heh. (nervous tug on collar)

MURDER PARTY is the perfect gift item this year for that special person in your life who enjoys violent, perverted, druggy movies with all the uplifting spirit of a burning orphanage! Plus it’s funny! Click any of the links below and buy buy buy!

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http://www.amazon.com/Murder-Party-Chris-Sharp/dp/B000U6YJME/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1198169092&sr=8-1

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Well, kids, today’s the day for the Office Holiday Party (oh yeah: still have day jobs!) and you know what that means, right? Get smashed on free white wine, try to French kiss the boss between crying jags, and barf all that shrimp cocktail out in the cab-back-to-Brooklyn some kind stranger finally poured you into, minus one shoe! But before I head off for all that delightment, here’s some fun reading material I’ve thrown together for ya…

“Murder Party”


Murder Party (2007)
Director: Jeremy Saulnier
Starring:
Chris Sharp, Stacy Rock,
Alex Barnett, Macon Blair, Paul Goldblatt, Beryl Guceri, William Lacey, Skei Saulnier, Beau Sia, Bill Tangradi
80 Minutes

Certificate: 15

The low-budget “Murder Party,” a Jeremy Saulnier directorial effort with a host of little-known actors filling out the cast, combines all in one entity a brilliant throwback music score, constant dry-wit dialogue, fine acting, simplistic story dynamics and a blood-drenched finale. All this it does handily, presenting a thematically unusual end product with the capability to make viewers laugh and vomit so frequently that they might well end up doing both at the same time. It is a slow-burn, talk-heavy comedy that finally erupts into a tongue-in-cheek blood orgy during the final minutes, and is an altogether more successful comedy than any of the most recent. Easily, it puts to shame the likes of “Black Sheep,” “Severance” and “Slither” and, surprisingly for a straight-to-DVD release (though it must be highlighted that this is a festival favourite), qualifies as one of the year’s most capably made genre efforts (as either comedy or horror or both).

A loner drone who works the dreaded job as a Parking Ticket guy, Chris (Chris Sharp) is a man with little stimulating activity going on in his life and little personality to boot. When he chances across an invitation to a so-called Halloween “Murder Party” he pieces together a cardboard Halloween costume and heads its way, not taking the name so literally. When he arrives he gets a pretty unpleasant surprise. The people he meets there–the sarcastic and coked-out Lexi (Stacy Rock), her biggest admirer Macon (Macon Blair), the PSP-playing Bill (William Lacey), the alleged art guru guy Alexander (Alex Barnett), the awkward Paul (Paul Goldblatt), mysterious drug dealer Zycho (Bill Tangradi) and the unsure-of-herself Sky (Skei Saulnier)–aren’t as innocent as they might initially appear to be. Soon enough, Chris finds himself tied to a chair, the knowledge that this is a literal murder party bestowed upon him. As he learns, the group intend to murder him for the sake of art. The primary question so becoming, can Chris, a man so pitiful in every sense that even his cat can psych him out, find some way to escape a seemingly certain, bloody death?

The first full-length feature for director Jeremy Saulnier, “Murder Party” doesn’t appear to have someone with so little experience at the helm. The camera movements and set-pieces are excellent throughout, the visual aesthetic on-hand thanks to Saulnier (who also plays cinematographer) glorious despite the movie’s limited budget. Saulnier appears to be an expert at his craft that knows exactly what he wants to get out of his projects and, if he should continue in the independent horror domain further, could well be a name to look out for so far as genre fans are concerned in the future. His work defies belief and surpasses any expectations in every area, invaluably raising the quality of a movie that, despite being pretty talk-heavy, would originally appear to have nothing going for it.

Acting performances are shockingly exemplary for a low-budget horror’s standards. The stand-out turn arguably coming from Stacy Rock as one murderer-to-be, Lexi. With only the second movie in her filmography Rock turns in an excellent portrayal of a care-free young woman seemingly so willing to kill another individual for a grant she may or may not get. She’s intermittently funny and horrifying in the role, outshining all co-stars. As the victim-elect Chris, Chris Sharp is dryly hilarious and likable playing a part of a guy who unintentionally throws himself into harm’s way. Less great but still pretty darn good is Alex Barnett in full deadpan mode as the mistrustful Alexander. Otherwise, great displays come from Paul Goldblatt as Paul, Macon Blair as Macon, William Lacey as Bill and Bill Tangradi as Zycho.

You can never really trust that a low-budget horror B-movie is going to be anything of actual worth, even award-winning ones like “Murder Party.” For example, the highly-praised, critical hit “The Hamiltons” was a poorly executed independent production that grated on the nerves and didn’t play fair with its audience. Substantial reasons for the film’s adoration in the press weren’t really given. Fortunately, “Murder Party” isn’t a disappointment. The rightful recipient of the audience award for Best Narrative Feature at the Slamdance Film Festival and for Best Feature at the Vail Film Festival, this is a funny and unnerving film from director-cinematographer-screenwriter Jeremy Saulnier. Granted the script isn’t a perfect one, but it still works. An early scene which places the uncomfortable Chris on the train with a rapper rapping away at the side of him isn’t particularly ingenious or original, but it gets the laughs anyway. “Murder Party” can squeeze the laughs out of bloody deaths, too. One character has an allergic reaction to raisins that were in the food Chris brought to the party and falls to the ground, slamming her head and breaking her skull open on an object unwisely placed. The way in which this is done is pure gold.

“Murder Party” isn’t as predictable or formulaic as most mainstream features these days are either. Bizarre attempts to murder Chris, for example, rear their heads that include plots to cut off his penis and set him on fire, pickle him to death (yup), a pancaked-face train ‘accident’ and so on. The character confrontations are also joyously strange. One guy threatens to have another shot if he doesn’t remove his 19th Century Vampire costume, the group react nonchalantly to the death of one of their collective, a game of ‘truth or dare?’ comes with truth syrum aplenty and the eventual turn-against-eachother bit arrives as a precursor to the hysterical bloodbath climax. Hell, one guy even becomes a wolf+man hybrid. It all sounds pretty stupid and believe me it is. But it’s also funny. Dead funny.© Tom Elce – 2007

http://te-movies07.blogspot.com/2007/11/murder-party.html

Thank you, Tom! That one’s especially heartwarming because we were starting to think our cousins across the Pond plain didn’t care for ol’ M.P., the reviews out of England generally being what they were. Here’s one Brit who’s digging what we’re selling and with one groovy review, he restores my faith that one day there could finally be peace between our two nations.

And here’s another high-five from UpcomingHorrorMovies.com, just click the link to read the review…

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/reviews/murderparty.php

And dangling there at the bottom like a pale sickly remora on the belly of a great fish is this one poor lonesome little comment…

Daniel :

Posted Yesterday

This is what happens when a bunch of yuppy art people make a horror movie! This movie had potential but turned out to be terrible!

Hmm. Well, Daniel, we’re sorry you didn’t enjoy the movie but between washing the minivan, taking the kids to soccer, and getting to all the neighborhood council meetings, there simply wasn’t time to live up to the potential that we didn’t even know we had. No one said being a yuppy was easy.

And here’s another disgruntled chap who’s missing eighty minutes of his life now…

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1.0 Stars

This movie was absolutely terrible. The featurette on the making of the movie was more entertaining that the actual movie. I got it hoping for campy comedic horror and what I got was poop. Just because you can make a movie doesn’t mean you should. ssd 1250808

Didn’t like the flick, fair enough, but  ”just because you can make a movie” makes it sound like this whole thing kinda fell into our laps, like we just shrugged and said, Fuck it, might as well, right? Like we had this “Make a Movie Free” card lying around and in a fit of boredom decided to cash it in. No, no, my friend: we worked our butts off on this one. (Literally: I now have to shit out of an exhaust hole the doctors put next to my belly button, for lack of a butt.) It took every penny we had ever saved, consumed a year of our life (and counting!) and did irreperable damage to several marriages and pet/owner relationships. So, no respect intended, you can take “doesn’t mean you should” and stick it all the way up your untested ass.

Here’s someone with a decidedly different take on the movie, also from Netflix…

5.0 Stars

How clever, funny and priceless is this movie?? I can’t even tell ya how much I enjoyed it. This appears to be a movie made for fans by actors with a definitive love for their craft and the genre. It’s very humorous, in fact, some moments are almost slapstick while some humor is more subtle. All of the actors involved did a fabulous job of chewing as much scenery as possible and making for some very memorable characters. The script is tight and the dialogue flows well while remaining true to it’s characters. This is unique and original but not for your average action/gore fans. This is a comedy/horror made for fans who like more talk and a completely unique premise where the high art world collides with the horror genre to make for one very strange, entertaining and memorable party!! Horror fans should go into this with an open mind and no expectations and my thought is, you will definitely like this movie. headcheese

 

Thank you, Headcheese! That was sweet!

Now, before I head off to the office party where I will walk that ever-familiar tightrope between fired and not fired, here are some random bits of news…

ITEM: Chris ‘Brown Knight’ Sharp is nearly finished with his epic 1000+ page fantasy novel, due to cross many a publisher’s desk in the near future. You’ll be hearing more about this massive chunk of imagination the the months to come…

ITEM: From Marvel Comics, Avengers Classic 7 and Wolverine: Firebreak are out this week, featuring stories by Macon ‘Wolfmelt’ Blair…

ITEM: Brooke and Will Blair, composers of the retro-crazy M.P. score are hard at work on the third album with their band, East Hundred. Expect hot new tracks soon…

ITEM: William ‘Not-a-Baseball-Fury’ Lacey is going to Japan in March of 08 behind the drum kit with Battletorn, the premiere hit-and-run thrash duo of Brooklyn. And they’ll be thrashing all over the country, not just Tokyo like lame Americans often do.

ITEM: Ella Rose, the infant offspring of Jeremy ‘Director‘ Saulnier and Skei ‘Dead Cheerleader/Producer‘ Saulnier continues to defy every known method for measuring cuteness. She is simply off the charts in the cute department. Scientific fact.

Welllllp…that’s it for now, kids!

We hope all of you have a wonderful holiday and a Happy New Year! Best wishes to you and your families and we look forward to sharing lots of cool new shit with you in 2008! (Tentatively.)

Lots and lots of love,

The Lab o’ Madness

 

 

The 1st Annual Screamin’ Athens Horror Festival!!

December 11th, 2007
Now this is some real-deal prestigious international type shit right here….

We could not be more excited to announce that Murder Party will be the opening night film for what is destined to become the horror scene flashpoint of the whole Mediterranean…

The First Annual Screamin’ Athens Horror Festival!!

January 4-6, 2008, three days of movies, music, art, shows…a fucking whirlwind of hellspawned nightmares! (But the fun kind!)

Anyone within a bone’s throw of the great city of Athens, Greece needs to do themselves a big ol’ favor and go check it out, not only to see all the groovy shit they’ve got to offer, but also for future bragging rights: in a few years, when Screamin’ Athens is a world famous juggernaut, you’ll be able to say I was there when it started!

http://www.myspace.com/screaminathensfest