(in the voice of the Warden from The Shawshank Redemption): “Ohhh, I’m sorry…was I being obtuse?”
Okay. Yes. The wording on that headline is a little misleading. Sue me.
Although Murder Party is not technically screening at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival, it is a gospel-true fact that our Party is being sold at the Cannes International Film Market (taking place directly adjacent to Pam Anderson’s autograph kiosk) from May the 16th through May the 26th!! Hell yes!!
Screen Media Ventures is the international distribution company that has oh-so-cannily smelled the potential for making some frogskins* off of Chris Sharp horsing around in a cardboard knight costume for an hour and a half, so let’s prove ‘em true, all you non-U.S. Territories! (I’m looking at you, Germany!) Buy, buy, buy!
Dig it: this Party is funday bloody funday in any language!
Check it: this Party’s passport is accepted anyplace people like cool flicks!
Uh-oh: this Party’s now a global citizen! Ambassador of gore! Diplomat of rockin’ good times!
And check back here soon for a peek the phantasmagorical international poster that Screen Media whipped up for us! Those guys are some mad scientists after our own hearts and we love ‘em!
Peace.
(Make that world peace, baby.)
* here’s a hint: it’s green and it spends!